Thursday, October 28, 2010


 The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men
by greeting them at the door Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you,' and you know what followed after that!
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my "friend" at his office and I was wearing a raincoat,
under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word,
but he started to tremble and you know the rest! 
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, Black stockings,
stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
 "What's for dinner, Zorro?"
-:¦:-•:*'""*:•.-:¦:-•WONDERFUL*•-:¦:-•:*''''*:•-:¦:-THANKS! -:¦:-•:*""'*•

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