RAISING BOYS

this is so funny

 

i have seen it many times

 

i am sure some of it is true!

 

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>    Raising Boys
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>    For those who have grown children - this is totally hysterical!
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>    For those who have children past this age, this is hilarious.
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>    For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
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>    For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
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>    For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.
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>    The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas:
>Things I've learned from my Boys (honest and not kidding):
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>    1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq.
>ft. house 4 inches deep.
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>    2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them
>with roller blades, they can ignite.
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>    3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
>crowded restaurant.
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>    4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
>strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a
>Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to
>spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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>    5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is
>on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
>few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long
>way.
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>    6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
>baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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>    7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
>already too late.
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>    8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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>    9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
>though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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>    10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a
>4-year old boy.
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>    11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
>sentence.
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>    12.) Super glue is forever.
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>    13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
>still can't walk on water.
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>    14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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>    15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
>commercials show they do.
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>    16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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>    17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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>    18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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>    19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
>do not like ovens.
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>    20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response
>time.
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>    21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
>earthworms dizzy.
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>    22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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>    23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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>    24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
>friends, with or without kids.
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>    25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and
>brake fluid.
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