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Tuesday, August 18, 2009



Scotch  with two drops of water.

A  lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a  Scotch with two drops of water.  As the  bartender gives her the drink she says, 'I'm on  this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's  today.'

The bartender says, 'Well, since  it's your birthday, I'll buy you a  drink. This one is on me.'   
As  the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her  right says, 'I would like to buy you a drink,  too.'

The old woman says, 'Thank you.  Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of  water..'

'Coming up,' says the  bartender.
 As  she finishes that drink, the man to her left says,  'I would like to buy you one, too.'

The old  woman says, 'Thank you. I'll have another  Scotch with two drops of water.'

'Coming  right up,' the bartender says.  As he gives  her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am,  I'm dying of  curiosity.  Why the Scotch with only two  drops of water?'

The old woman replies,  'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to  hold your liquor.  Holding your water,  however, is a whole other  issue.'


Your  sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
And make  love,' and you answer,  
'Pick one; I  can't do both!'


Your  friends compliment you
On your new  alligator shoes
And you're  barefoot.


A  sexy babe catches your fancy
And your  pacemaker opens the garage  door,

Going  bra-less
Pulls all the wrinkles out of  your face.


You  don't care where your spouse goes,
Just  as long as you don't have to go  along.

'OLD'  IS WHEN....

You  are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead  of by the police

'Getting  a little action'
Means you don't need to  take any fibre today.

'OLD'  IS WHEN....

'Getting  lucky' means you find your car
In the  parking lot.

An  'all nighter' means not getting up
To use  the bathroom.



You  are not sure these are jokes?   


all the best!-

nathan day

270-721-0482 FAX

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